About Kiss. 选自《爱情英语》
1. Kissing on the hand –-I adore you .
2.Kissing on the cheek–-Just friends.
3.Kissing on the neck – I want you .
4.Kissing on the lips – I love you .
5.Kissing on the ear – Just a joking .
6.Kissing anywhere else—Don’t get carried away !!
7.Looking into my eyes – Kiss me .
8.3Hands on your waist – I love you too much to let you go .


第二章 三项措施 Article2 The three steps
1. Girl—If a boy gets too fresh, you have the right to slap him.
2. Boy –If a girl slap you, kiss her.
3. Boy and girl – close your eyes, it’s rude to stare.
第一章 三项法令 Article 3 The three commandments
1. You shall not squeeze too hard. 不得用力挤。
2. You shall not ask for kiss, you shall take on不得要求吻对方，而应该主动吻对方。
3. You shall kiss on every opportunity.应该抓住一切机会吻对方。
第四章 必须做的事 Article 4 Must
After reading this, you must kiss the person who gave you this unless you are of same sex.
读完这本宪法后，必须吻一下将此宪法交给你的人，除非你们是同性。

Remember…
A peach is a peach,
A plum is a plum,
A kiss is not a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open your mouth.
And close your eyes.
And give your tongue
Some exercise!!
记住桃是桃，
李是李，
不用舌不成吻。
因此
张开嘴巴，